karla-world:

This girl that was writing everyones grades wrote 47 for my final grade but the teacher thought it was a 97 

And thats the story of how i passed Chemistry 

(via hopeforthebest-expect-the-worst)

whorville:

To instantly make your brownies into weed brownies bake them at 420°

(via trusty0urself)

dekutree:

there’s a shoe called toms? are there socks called jerrys? HA if u didn’t laugh i fucked your girlfriend last night

(via wishes-and-stars-collide)

i gotta carry my phone around with me 24/7 just in case nobody texts me 

(Source: ginberry, via queendorito)

thisdaysux:

You actually don’t even have to introduce yourself if you don’t want to, i don’t need an a/s/l, we don’t have to do the “hey whats up” “not much you?” thing, you can just say “so at school yesterday this idiot said…” in my ask box and I will gladly converse with you. Like seriously I will just talk to you like we’re best friends.

(Source: increasedappetite, via wallblossom)

nippled:

yeah you guys follow me on this site but will you follow me into battle?

(via the-definition-of-hell)